This Blog is Not Dead Yet! ;-)

May 22nd, 2007 by offbeatquirk

Check out the new Trash Jam in BJ41!!!  It’s absolutely KEWL!!!  I’ve been playing the Basement Jaxx song in my car for, like forever!  The music can best be described as BEST SIAL, man!  When I’m stressed out from work and driving on my way home, that is just the song to play!!!  So, Jammers in the house, check out this particular song when the new release comes out.  Hope you’ll love it as I do.

On a different note, life’s been a bit heavy for me to handle.  My workload seems to be increasing.  Travelling has not lessened, but in fact, increasing some more.  I’m not really complaining about that, but sometimes when I’m tired from all the travelling and work, I can be quite a hateful person.

There are also issues at work with my colleagues.  Letih nak layan kerenah semua orang.  Why can’t adults behave and act like adults?Then, there are family issues that have worn me down.  Hal adik beradik.  Then a close aunt just went through a major operation, and with that comes added responsibility at home as she is now staying with my family.  Another aunt has been staying with us also, and all I can say is…  I suck at time management and handling responsibilities.

Lately, I can see sides of me that make me hate being the way I am.  Sometimes, I can say and do things that actually make me wonder how I ended up being that way.  At the end of the day, all I can do is sit down and say that I’m tired.  But that’s not a good excuse for being mean to others.

But I’m lucky to have good friends around who are always willing to lend an ear, a shoulder to cry on.  Sometimes not all of them might know or understand what I’m going through, but when I’m in their company, they always cheer me up and always make me feel that I am still a treasured friend.  Thank you, guys.  You know who you are.

Okay, enough with all the complaining and self pity.  I guess there are just certain moments in your life that will pull you down, but the most important thing is how you pull yourself out of it, and how you learn from it.  So, so far, alhamdullillah.  Praise to Allah that my life is still blessed in many ways as compared to others.

So, next stop,  BJ41 and the Miracle Team Challenge.  I’m not really sure if I can handle the workload that’s coming up, but I guess I’d better start working on my time management.  I can’t always give that as an excuse.

Anyway, yesterday was the first practice I had with my team.   Two of the original members are still around - Shah and Raymond.  We now have Kak Anita, Stephanie and Henry in the team.  And as usual, our ever efficient Team Manager, Osman is there to help manage things for us, and he now has an assistant, Mike.

It feels good to work with people who have so much passion and dedication over an interest we all share - dancing.  Some people might not be dance professionally, but they more than make up for it with love and enthusiasm.

I went back home last night feeling tired, but it was a good kind of tired.  And it’s great hanging around people who are awesome to hang out with.  You guys rock!  Keep it up!

Have to go.  Kerja berlambak but I can still find the time to blog.  Will catch up with you guys again soon.  Jangan sampai kata this blog is already dead. ;-)

See ya!

Married Men

March 29th, 2007 by offbeatquirk

What is it with men and their inability to maintain a monogamous relationship with their wife?  It has always baffled me that men find this such a hard challenge.

It’s true that most men are not unfaithful to their spouses.  At least not in a sexual sense.  But they deinitely do have girlfriends; trophy ones, sometimes.  Even the seemingly nice men.  They do, you know!  Don’t be fooled by their gentlemen manners and charm.  They are usually the ones with girlfriends keliling pinggang!

If you ask them, they will always admit they love their wife.  They love their wife, they love their children, they love their marriage, they love their family.  That’s a fact many men won’t deny.  But they don’t seem to think that it’s wrong to have a non-sexual relationships with other women asides from their wives.  (Not mentioning the ones who actually do!)  Just for the thrill of it.  Konon-konon to spark their marriage life.  If you ask me, that’s a load of crap.

Can’t they imagine the pain and disappointment their wife and children would feel if they ever found out their husband and father has a "girlfriend"?  Flirting with the opposite sex is one thing.  Men are always prone to that.  But they can actually take flirting  to a different level.

The best part is that when you ask them if they ever think about their wives’ feelings, do you know what some of them can answer?  Pandai-pandailah budgetBoleh ye cakap macam tuJangan budget-budget sangat, cik abang.  Satu hari kantoi besar dengan madam, baru padan muka!

Seriously…  Sometimes you can laugh at the antics they can come up with just to maintain the relationships with their girlfriends behind their wife’s back!  Sms-ing in the toilet while at home.  Going to the mosque in their kain pelekat but then ending up at the mamak stall dating with their girlfriends.  In their kain pelekat and all!!!  Seriously…  What were they thinking?  What were their girlfriends thinking???!!!

These men can even sneak out at nights to catch some moments together with their partners.  Hebat betulIlmu apa ye diorang pakai?  That their wife don’t get up in the middle of the night and find their husbands missing from the bed, and wonder where they have gone to?

Entahlah…  The world is full of weird and interesting people.

Yoga, Body Jam and Nike Rockstar Dancehall

February 16th, 2007 by offbeatquirk
Hoh!!! Tried to leave work early to catch Farah’s Body Jam clearance in The Curve today but instead got caught in the traffic jam, jam, jam!!! Aiyohhh!!! Mau rasa tension pun tak boleh. Nanti makin tension lagi sakit jiwa bawak kereta. Finally reached The Curve and only managed to WATCH the performance part of the second block before they went into cool down. Nasib baik ada yoga! So, I did Riyo’s yoga. Juwita pun ada. Boleh tahan jugak. It’s been a few days since I last did yoga. I missed the usual yoga and pilates classes I go to on Mondays. Last week I wasn’t in town. I was in Langkawi for work. Hope I will be able to catch up with the classes again soon. I really, really want to improve my strength and flexibility.
After yoga, Juwita, Leo, Colin and Farah had a movie to catch. They had already bought the tickets for the 9.30pm show of "Ghost Rider" in the Cineleisure Mall next door. I hadn’t confirmed with Leo earlier, so they didn’t get tickets for me. I was supposed to meet a friend to pass a certificate tapi last minute cancel pulak. Rugi tak dapat tengok movie with them. Never mind, lain kali ye, guys.
We managed to have a quick dinner at O’ Brien’s before they had to go off to catch the show. I walked around The Curve for a while and then headed for home. Before that, we met Andrew. That reminded me that I have yet to study for my Nike Rockstar Dancehall choreography. It’s already coming up on the 26th of February. It will be running for 6 weeks starting on the 26th of February and the major event will be on the 24th of March. It’s supposed to be more huge than the Hip Hop event last year. That’s what I heard, guys. Check it out, peeps. Look out for info at the respective gyms near you.
I watched the Dancehall dvd a couple of times. Need to learn the reverse side now. Pening, pening. Will need to work on isolations for this one. Especially in the upper body. Lagi pening, pening. When I’m supposed to study and when I’m suppossed to practice, I also don’t know. Haiyaaa…
Kili was super cool and super gempaq. The other babe (can’t remember her name, sorry), has really great body rolls and undulations. But I think Craig is the coolest. His movements are super clear and super strong!!! And his core is super, super tight!!! You rock, man!!! I’m glad we managed to experience training under him when he came to KL last December 2006.
Watched the latest episode of "Heroes" on youtube.com as soon as I reached home. I’ve watched all of them till the latest one!!! Hehehe… Marathon, two nights in a row, babe! Didn’t sleep!!! I’m a VERY BIG FAN!!! Love it, love it! Woot!!!
Just finished watching Body Jam 40 for about the fifth time. I think the three guys on stage on the dvd rocked!!! Go Gandalf, Chris and Matteo!!! They looked cool, man. Check them out for tracks "Gasolina" and "My Love". (For those who have the dvd, of course. Sorry, guys.) Then when they had Ginny and Melanie come on for Jive and Swing… SUPER HOT BABES!!! Check out their legs!!! No cellulite vibrations, man! And they looked super hot in those shorts and with the moves and the expressions! And those heels!!! If it were me, I would have already twisted my ankles… Best giler!!! I wanna look like them too!!!
I love, love, love the new Jam. Love watching it, that is. I mean, I loved doing it during the Quarterly Workshop last weekend, but teaching it would be a totally different matter. Pretty challenging stuff. Tapi… best, best, best!!! Because the music this time rocks!!! The moves really jive well with the music. Good choice of music, Papa G! Hats off to you and your team!!!
Now I need to start memorising and practising. Wish me luck!!!

Fat vs Muscle

January 30th, 2007 by offbeatquirk

I did my usual 45-minute class in Subang today.  The number was not bad considering the past few weeks it has fluctuated quite a bit.  Didn’t do any single tracks but did the Euro House and Tribal block, followed by the usual routines of recovery and second cardio block before ending it with a short cool down.

Considering that I have dropped quite a lot of cardio classes lately, I was glad that my endurance has not dropped so badly till the point that I’m practically panting for breath.  Bolehlah lagi.  But if I don’t keep things up, it will be quite a torture to maintain my form while teaching.

The main reason I’ve dropped many of my cardio classes is because of my job.  Once I start travelling for my work, I can barely make it for my classes.  Then I’ll start feeling guilty for making the GXCs work overtime to find covers for me and also for making the members unhappy with my non-attendance.

Secondly, it’s because of my knee.  I do more yoga now.  It’s another alternative workout.  Because high-impact classes put a lot of pressure on my knees.  And I’m getting older.  And I still love and need my knees.  (Just in case for those who do not know, I fractured my left femur around the kneecap area in February 2004.)  But too much jumping and twisting around with my knees will give me osteoathritis before I reach 35.  Dahlah tak cukup calcium.  I don’t want them to be permanently damaged as I still need them very much for a long time, God’s willing.

But the problem now is that, with lesser cardio workout, I’m starting to build more fat because I’m not burning the fat and calories I used to burn when I used to do more classes.  How now?  Lesser cardio classes is for the good of my knees.  But lesser cardio classes also means increase in my fat ass.  Oops, sorry.  What I meant was fat mass.

I’ve been noticing that the lower bulge in my tummy is becoming bigger and more rounded.  And I’m not married.  And no, no kids also.  So, no past or present pregnancies.  Yes, I do eat a lot nowadays, and yes, I do lesser cardio workout.  Hence, the increasing circumference.

But lately, the lower bulge in my tummy is becoming more and more prominent.  A friend of mine pointed out, maybe it’s not because I’m doing lesser cardio workout (but the eating, yes), but it’s because I’m doing more abs workout now.  More abs workout means more muscles in the abs.  But because there’s less cardio workout, the fat is still there.  So, the muscles underneath all that layer of skin is pushing below the fat on my tummy causing the fat to protrude on the outside.  Boleh ye macam tu?  Does that mean I need to do more cardio to burn those top layers of fat on my tummy before I can get to show the six-packs below?  And that if there are actually six-packs below all that fat tissue.  Aiyoh…  How now brown cow?  Is this myth true or not?  The one about the abs muscles below pushing on the fat on top and causing your tummy to protrude.  If so, how do I get a win-win situation?

I’m obsessed with obtaining sculpted abs, but the most I have done before this is just dream about it.  Now that I’m actually doing something about it, the fat layers are too thick for the muscles to come out and show themselves off.  I just hope it won’t become a lost cause.  Huhuhuhu…  Maybe I need to get some professional advice on this.

I’m also obsessed with my body’s flexibility.  Nak join Juwita’s yoga and pilates in-the-craze-now club and aim for all those goals she’s aiming for, if not more. 

On top of that, I also want shoulders and arms like Nicole Kidman.  Boleh?  Not too bulky, but very lean and sculpted.  Aiyoh…  Such high aspirations…  Let’s just hope that I’ll only end up dreaming about it instead of actually doing something about it.  Oopsss…  I think that came out the wrong way.  Let’s try it again…  Let’s just hope that I’ll end up actually doing something about it instead of just dreaming about it.  Hmmm…  Now that sounds right, I think.

Ah well,  I guess I should be thankful that I’m quite healthy, still able to do what I want to do, go where and when I want to go, and eat what I want to eat.  I’m thankful that I’ve not yet ballooned up and can still maintain a size that I’m quite happy with.  Alhamdullillah.

But it’s the tummy, tummy, tummy I really can’t help but grovel about.  Lepas nie nak puasa regularlylah.  Let’s see if that helps.  As if I can fast regulary during non-fasting seasonlah.  Sometimes I love food too much.  Hence, the beautiful buncit tummy, tummy, tummy and spare tyre around the mid-section.  Can one…  Where there’s a will, there’s a way.  (Fingers crossed XX)

Help…

Nothing Much

January 29th, 2007 by offbeatquirk

If I actually get this blog posted, it’s going to be an accomplishment.  Because it will mean that I have been able to post up a blog TWO DAYS in a row (even though the blogs’ contents aren’t that much lar…)!!!

I’ve been sitting through the whole lunch hour reading my friends’ and other people’s blogs and updating myself on news on them and I started thinking why it’s so difficult for me to blog nowadays.  And the answer is pretty simple…

I have nothing to blog about.  Or rather, I have nothing that I feel I would like to blog about.

There are a few things that have been happening and are happening in my life right now, but I don’t really feel they are worth blogging about.  It’s pretty much the same mundane stuff.  Hence, no blogging.

Relationship with family.  Great.  With friends.  Great also.  I think.  I hope.

Prince Charming?  None yet who has swept me off my feet.  (Believe me, the happily ever after in all those Walt Disney cartoons : They don’t happen.  At least not to me.)  They are practically non-existent.  And if there were any, they are obviously already married, taken or sexually-favour the same sex.

I have not come across any pots of gold at the end of the rainbow.  I think the leprechauns have hidden all of them because they have just realised by leaving their gold hidden at the end of the rainbow will deplete their wealth considerably.

There has been no promotions or raises at work.  For me.  In the near future.  (That is what happens when you work in the public sector.  You only get your promotion a week before you retire.)  But luckily, work has been good for me so far.  Nothing exciting happening but I can still get up in the mornings to go to work.

My life is quite a fixed routine lately.  (Wah!!!  Damn boring!!!)  The only difference is that at the gym, I’m TEACHING lesser classes but DOING more classes now.  (Meaning that I go to the gym more as a member now and attend other people’s classes or do workouts other than Body Jam.)

I need to lessen my cardio workout, because my left knee has been acting up on me lately.  I’ve started doing yoga.  It helps a lot with strength and especially flexibility, which I would like very much to improve.  My flexibility has never been that good.

And yesterday I went for my first pilates class after two years of not attending any.  Sakit badan, jiwa dan raga.  It was pure torture, but it was a nice kind of torture.  (If you can believe that!)  Hopefully I will accomplish getting  the tight buns and sculpted abs I’ve always wished for but only been dreaming of.

That’s it, guys.  Nothing much.

Maybe you guys can give me topics to write about to get me started on blogging again.  Because there’s really not much I can blog about my life.  But on other stuffs, maybe.  Especially it if involves some considerable amount of bitching.  Hehehe…

Peace be with all of you.  Adios!

February 2007 Already!!!

January 28th, 2007 by offbeatquirk

Oh my God!!!  It’s already nearing the end of the month of January and I have yet to post a "proper" blog for the year 2007!!!  Actually, I have yet to post one since November 2006!!!  That’s TWO WHOLE months of not blogging!  HELP!!!

I really need to go for a time management course…

Anyway, am only able to upload this picture of the Xmas-NY party we had at Andrew-Kenny’s place during the hols.  Here’s a salute to great friendships!!!

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It’s been a while…

November 8th, 2006 by offbeatquirk

It’s been a while, I know.  A LONG while, actually.  It’s the usual excuse.  Busy.  With work.  With friends.  With life.  No time for blogging.  Same lame stuff.

I actually miss blogging.  I miss even more being able to read my friends’ blogs and update myself on the latest happenings in my social circle of friends.  I need to get my life back.

Actually, I still do have my life.  It’s just that lately it centres more on my life at work and my friends at work rather than my life outside of work and my family and friends outside of work.

Work is not bad.  Lots of new friends.  Lots of new things to do and learn.  Lots of travelling around the country.  That’s great.  That’s the best part, actually.  Though it can get a bit tiring at times especially if you travel alone.  But when you have friends with you, that’s the best!

Raya was okay.  My maternal grandmother passed away a week before Raya, God rest her soul in peace.  I guess it dampened our Raya celebrations, but it made us closer as a family.  Not just my immediate family, but all my uncles, aunts, cousins and what not else that constitutes as family.  But overall it was okay.  Except that the whole family got sick.  My mom had the fever and everything at first : cough, cold, etc.  Right after my grandma passed away.  I think it was because we got caught in the rain at her funeral, plus the weather lately has not been helping much.

I got sick next.  And the rest just followed.  It was quite bad.  Demam sampai tak boleh bangun.  Running nose and very, very bad cough.  Just got better recently.  But still ada slight cough.  Running nose on and off.  That must be a sight seeing my nose running on and off.  Agak-agak boleh menang 100m tak?

But other than that, our Raya celebrations this year actually felt more "family" than last year.  I guess the death of a loved one can make us even closer than we were before.

Before I forget,  Selamat Hari Raya Eidilfitri and Maaf Zahir Batin to all my Muslim friends out there.  Hope your Raya celebrations this year was a good one.  So, who lost 5kg during the fasting month and gained 10kg a week into Raya?  Jangan makan lemang, ketupat, rendang banyak sangat.  If you have, then back to the gym you go!

Also, wishing Farah Honey and Fariq congratulations on the birth of their baby girl.  She’s so small and cute!  Just like a doll!!!  All the best in facing parenthood!  Good luck!

Have loads to write about, but don’t know where to start.  My thoughts are all messed up with all that I want to write here.

I miss Juwita.  She’s so busy with her babies and marriage life, I barely see or even hear from here any more.  I guess I play a part in that also since I’m also so busy that I don’t even have the time to catch up with her.

I’ve been away from the gym for quite a while, especially during the fasting month.  Not because I didn’t want to do classes because I was fasting but because I was always out of town for work.  Lots of travelling the last two months, and even more to come.

Surprisingly, I don’t miss not being able to go the gym.  Before, I would feel suffocated if I couldn’t be at the gym every day of the week.  I would resent anything that took me away from my gym life.  But now…

But I miss my friends and my babes.  Sorely.  I miss their company, the companionship, their contagious laughter, the lewd jokes, the gossipping, the drama, the hanging out at mamak till 5.00am in the morning, talking while sharing our food, and most of all, the friendship.  I’m scared one day I’ll wake up and everyone has moved on and find that I’ve been left behind.  God forbid.  Just hope that they know I’m always thinking of them, even though I don’t see them half as much as I used to.  Miss you guys.  Hope you know that.

I don’t know…  I guess maybe I’ve just reached a point where I need to take a break from the gym.  My passion for jamming is dormant at the moment.  Oh yes, I would still love to jam when given the opportunity.  But now, it’s not something I would sorely miss if it was taken away from me.

I’ve dropped many of my classes.  From seven, I now only have five and very soon, it’s just going to be three.  Main reason : work.  Too much travelling.  Second reason : no more passion.

I guess I’m just really focused with my work now.  I love my job.  Every second, despite facing some unhappy obstacles along the way.  I love my friends at work.  They bring  light to my life.  I love the challenge of the new job.  I never feel like I’m an idiot when I’m at work.  Some people may try to make you feel like an idiot, but at the end of the day, who’s the real idiot?  I’m always learning something new.  Meeting new people.  Enjoying every second.  I hope this good feeling lasts.  Insyaallah.

I’ll try to blog more, but no promises, okay.  And yes, Hafiz,  I was still stuck in the elevator all this time.  Hence, no blogging till now. ;-)

Cheers, peeps!  Will talk to you later.  If not soon.

The Morning Breakfast Experience

August 30th, 2006 by offbeatquirk

This morning I woke up early, so that was a good start for my day.  Because normally I always end up waking late and having to rush to work with all the stress of getting caught in the usual morning traffic.  So, this morning was smooth sailing for me.  Wonderful…  (Yeah, right!)

Reached the office with ten minutes to spare and did the usual routine stuff of settling down into the office before going off for breakfast with my colleagues.

7.30am.  There were three of us going for breakfast this morning.  And there are three elevators on the rear side of our office building.  Just nice.  One elevator for every person.  The one that opened for me was the one right in the middle.  We knew that elevator has been acting fishy for quite some time.  It would open for us to enter, but when we enter and press the button to go up or down, it will not budge.  Usually the doors would open again, so we could all exit quite safely.

However, this is what happened this morning.

I got into the elevator but my friend reminded me that it might still be faulty.  So, she said she will wait outside and see if the elevator will go down.  With me IN it.  Smart girl.  ME lah.  For agreeing in the first place!  Then, if the elevator does not go down or if anything goes wrong, there would still be somebody outside to help out if it got stuck.  With me STILL IN it lah, of course.

The door closed.  I pressed the button to go down.  For a while, nothing happened.  The lights on the button were still on, so I waited.  Then the lights went off.  So, I thought, aiyah!  Stuck again lah!  Pressed the button to open the doors.  It wouldn’t open.

Takpe.  Tried again.  Tak boleh jugak.  So, I pressed the button for the floor I was on.  It blinked for a while, and then went off again.  So, I decided to press the button to go down again.

What happened next?  The elevator jerked for a second and dropped a few feet.  For a while, I was like : okaayyyyyy  Now what?  Waited for a bit, and nothing happened.  Then I heard my friends knocking on the outer door of the elevator.  I knocked back.  I could hear them quite clearly through the doors, so, I told them that I think I’m stuck!  Smart girl!

I’ve always aspired to become McGyver, so I tried prying the inner doors of the elevators open.  They were bloody heavy, let me tell you!!!  It’s like pushing open some sliding doors which weigh about a ton!  But… They opened!  Yiiiihaaaa!!!  However, the outer ones wouldn’t budge.  =(  The first thing I thought off was, you SO cannot believe what they show in those movies where you see the hero or the heroine quite easily prying open the heavy doors with their bare hands.  Sooo the tipu!!!

I could see my friends through the small slit between the doors.  So, no problem with communicating to the outside world.  Thank God!  Gave them the number that was stamped inside the lift saying to call that number for any complaints on faulty elevators.

They called the number.  The person who answered the phone was NO HELP at all.  He asked for the location and lift number.  Then when my friend asked if they have maintenance staff here who can be contacted.  He said, tak tahuBoleh ka macam tu!!!

For a while there I thought I was panicking.  But I guess I felt safe because there were people out there whom I knew and trusted would be able to help me.  One of them went off to get some help from the building security management and said that he’ll be back with help soon.  He asked if it would be okay for them to go off for breakfast first and come back later to check on me.  Hahahaha.  Very funny.  I told them it was okay for them to go ahead, but I said that in my heart, I am cursing them like hell!!!  So, one went off while the other one stayed on to keep me company.

Told her I couldn’t hold the inner doors open for long because they were so heavy and kept on trying to slide close again, almot squishing me in the middle.  So, I told her that I’m going to close the doors and if there are any updates, to just give a shout and I will hear her.

Took my 3-inch heels off, and sat down on the floor in my baju kurung.  Boleh?  I could still hear my friend outside.  She was talking to someone else.  Then I heard the voice of another male colleague talking to me through the doors asking me if I was okay.  Told them that I am not okay; that I fainted but that I can talk while in faint.

I heard more voices around the doors.  Another male colleague.  And another!  And another!  Wah!!!  Glamour sekejap with all the male population in the office!!!  You know how all those supposedly macho men are when it comes to distressed women.  Yeah, right!  Better my handsome, macho gay friends in a million years than them!

While waiting for help to come along, I found the time to meditate for a while.  You know, all those nonsense things that will crop into your head when you feel you are in a sticky situation and there is a possibility of death.  You remember your loved ones, especially family and friends, and of course, God.

I remembered thinking that if this elevator would fall down drastically and dramatically like in the movies and I would fall to a gory death (drama je lebih!), what would my family and friends think of my death.  And I thought, banyaknya hutang credit card I would leave behind for them.

Cepat-cepat mengucap, prayed for forgiveness for all my sins and hope that He will forgive me, and prayed that scene would not happen here.

I wasn’t sure if I actually panicked or not.  I felt calm, but my fingers were shaking just a little bit.  I think what helped a lot was that the lights did not go off and there was still air circulation in the elevator because I could feel cool air spinning on top if my head.

Another was that, there was no one else in the elevator with me.  I actually felt safer being trapped there on my own.  If there had been others with me in the elevator, I wouldn’t have known how to handle the situation and remain calm, especially if there were others inside who had panicked.  Panic can be contagious, you know.  For all I know, I could panic under those circumstances.  You know me lah.  Clumsy, and klutzy, and fire and spirit to the extreme.

I always thought I was kind of claustrophobic when it comes to cramped places.  Maybe because I knew there were people I trusted helping me on the outside and that I could still hear them; I felt quite safe.  Rasa nak baring tidur pun ada.  I actually thought of doing that.  So that by the time someone does come to open the doors, I would be lying down and everyone outside would think that I had fainted!  Huhuhu…  Drama, jangan tak drama.

The only thing I prayed greatly for was that the elevator would not go on powersave mode.  That would cause the lights to go off.  Now, I’m not scared of the dark.  But I’m scared of the dark in elevators.  You start thinking of all those ghost movies and scary stories of elevators and lifts.  Takuuuutttt!!!  Imagine looking into the dark and seeing something you definitely do not want to see with you in the lift!  Aiyak!!!  That, and that the lift wouldn’t fall all the way down from the eighth floor to the ground floor.  Nauzubillah.

While sitting there contemplating my situation, my friends on the outside were doing God knows what!  I could hear clanging and knocking and all kinds of other noises.  At one point, I could hear someone wedging a metal piece of something between the outer doors and trying to pry them apart.  But I guess that did not work either.  I could only just pray that whatever they were doing, it would not make me plummet to my death.  Imagine the squished remains they would find of me in my baju kurung.  And my handphone and coin purse lying nearby.  It would most definitely not be a pretty sight, let me tell you.

I think about fourty minutes had passed before a male voice came over the intercom.  He helloed a couple of times, so I helloed back.  He told me that help was on the way.  Then a few minutes later, he came on the intercom again asking how many people there were in the lift.  I felt like telling him there were none and that the voice he was hearing was not me but something else.  But I thought better of it.  I didn’t want the scary story to backfire on me.  So, I said, just one.  Me.

A couple of minutes later, there were a few clanging noises and then the doors opened and I looked up to see about a million faces looking down at me sitting on the floor with my heels off and staring at my handphone like I didn’t know why I was holding it in the first place (and which I couldn’t use because there was no network line available inside).

For a while, I thought, my God!  Glamour sekejap!  Then I thought, alamak!  Malunyaaaa!!!  My bosses were there and about a dozen colleagues with a look of a mixture of relief-curiosity-anxiety on their faces.  Then I thought, ramai jugak kawan-kawan ofis ni yang sayang kat aku ye.  Then I thought, alaaaa!!!  These people are only interested in the drama of the situation.  Whatever it was, I am MOST, MOST thankful and grateful for their help and attention.

The male colleague who helped me out said that he would have jumped down to carry me up if I had been lying unconscious on the floor.  I told him that was what I actually planned to do but that they had caught me off guard and I that I couldn’t fake it in time.  Alhamdullillah, selamat keluar.

All that drama left me feeling even more hungry than how I felt when I came into work earlier.  So, I told my boss I’m going down to recuperate from the incident at the cafeteria.  She could only smile.  Well, she couldn’t refuse, right?  Not after all that I had gone through!!!  So, turun makan nasi lemak with my friends and the other so-called heros and rescuers.

I still feel hungry.  I think all that adrenaline while being trapped in the elevator for about fourty minutes left me with more space in the tummy.  Makin buncit dan borotlah aku lepas ni!

Excuse me, can you help me with the computer?

August 14th, 2006 by offbeatquirk

It’s been a while since I’ve been blogging.  A LONG while actually.  The only reason I am breaking the LONG while is because I’m up to my teeth with some people who have got to learn how to bloody learn how to use the computer on their own and not pester me EVERY 10 SECONDS OF THE DAY!

Haiyoh!  Okay, okay.  So, I do not know how it feels like to be computer illiterate.  Azyei, please try to be more understanding.  Their age factor influences their ability to be more adventurous with the PC.  But SERIOUSLY, how can you not know that if you want to use the same template, you have to save the file to another name or the original file will be deleted?

Is it ME???!!!  Are my instructions so bloody incomprehensible that they do not understand when I say that they need to save the file to another name before using  the same template to make a new document?

2-week’s worth of work, man!  Seriously!  It was one thing when it started out with not even knowing which button to press to switch the damn CPU on!  The best part is that, they said they went for a computer course and did everything hands on, but can’t seem to remember what it was they learnt for all that it’s worth!

I don’t mind people who are super LEMBAP, but PLEASE don’t make my life miserable by showing me your pathetic inability to at least TRY and want to learn!  Haiyoh!  Some people ah!  Sure can damn well get on your nerves, and at so early in the morning too!

Thank God I’m not stupid enough to give them the ONLY copy of the damn document.  But will definitely have to revise the damn document from scratch again!  Hah!  Let them do it on their own!  Siapa suruh buat kerja bodoh!  There goes my peace.  Again!

God help give me patience!

Transferring to Blogspot…

May 7th, 2006 by offbeatquirk
Greetings from the Miss High and Mighty Bitch…

Some dear friends have been asking me to transfer from my original blog (this one!!!) to blogspot http://azyei.blogspot.com. I have actually been trying to get this blogging on blogspot thingy moving from last year, but it has only happened now. Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s about time!!!

So, let’s hope with the new blog, I’ll be able to blog more. I will still be maintaining my original blog. So, what you guys will get will be a double entry of the same topic, but in two different blogs. (Still sayang at letting my original blog go maa…)

Hope you guys will be able to post comments more easily now that I’ve surfaced in blogspot. You’ll be hearing from me!  Twice!